HELP! I just got an AMBULANCE

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Dave Winsor

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...really.

The local municipality had a sealed bid for a 1994 Ford F350 Diesel with 94k miles on it. NO ONE BID. So I get a call and they said: "If you play two parties for us...it's yours!" DING fries are done.......

I'll post pics. Was it Fuzzy who retro'd one?

HELP.....

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That is fanfriggintastic. Very cool way to do outdoor parties, festivals and events of all kinds. This could be a great way to get to another level and what a great promotional tool if the paint job and graphics are done right.
 
With lots of Post Offices slated to be closed I am sure they will be selling the Postal vans too. Those are nice!
 
DJFuzzy said:
Trust me, I would love that!!
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A drive to ol' New England ain't all that far! Wait until Fall when the scenery is magnificent!
 
Outstanding Dave. A fellow member of our UP ADJA has a jambulance too. I've only seen it in pictures but it looks cool. Kudos to you and now it's time to PIMP YOUR RIDE!
 
I've spent many of years in the back of one of those. I was just thinking how many people unloaded every type of body fluid you can imagine all over the back of those rigs. Body parts just lying around. Projectile vomiting in the nooks and crannies. There was this one time this guy........never mind, it grosses me out just thinking about it.:sqeek:

I'm sure Joe can attest, they get cleaned very well, right? Maybe? Kinda?:sqerr:

Good luck there Dave and don't forget to disinfect.:sqlaugh:
 
Ron Auger said:
I've spent many of years in the back of one of those. I was just thinking how many people unloaded every type of body fluid you can imagine all over the back of those rigs. Body parts just lying around. Projectile vomiting in the nooks and crannies. There was this one time this guy........never mind, it grosses me out just thinking about it.:sqeek:

I'm sure Joe can attest, they get cleaned very well, right? Maybe? Kinda?:sqerr:

Good luck there Dave and don't forget to disinfect.:sqlaugh:
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He need to get a acetylene torch and run it over all the crevices. It will kill the bacteria! :rofl: Maybe the Jambulance too!:sqlaugh:
 
Ron Auger said:
I've spent many of years in the back of one of those. I was just thinking how many people unloaded every type of body fluid you can imagine all over the back of those rigs. Body parts just lying around. Projectile vomiting in the nooks and crannies. There was this one time this guy........never mind, it grosses me out just thinking about it

I'm sure Joe can attest, they get cleaned very well, right? Maybe? Kinda?

Good luck there Dave and don't forget to disinfect.
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I've spent many years in one also, and I can attest to what Ron said.

Keep in mind that ambulance miles are 2-3 times rougher on a vehicle than regular car miles, so if the odometer says 95,000 miles the body and engine will have the abuse of 250,000+ regular miles on it.
 
Dave Winsor said:
It purrs like a kitten, a soiled, bloodied, bodily fluid infused kitty.

Dave
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You'll also need an Exorcist, I am sure you don't want any Ghosts fiddling with your gear. What if you are coming back from a Gig in the wee hours of the morning and suddenly music comes on in the back of the jambulance? LOL:sqlaugh::rofl::sqlaugh: I am sure you will outrun the Jambulance. LOL
 
One more agreeing in on what Ron said.

Wait...

I actually agreed with Ron?

Man, first Ted Kennedy bites the big one and now I agree with Ron?

This has been a strange year...

But, me agreeing with Ron...

I'd better go check my Myan calendar; I think the end is closer than we think.
 
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