The Cicadas are coming!

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I only found 7 stink bugs inside my house today...

I'm waiting for the epic battle scene between them and the boxelders, who have taken up residence as well... :sqerr: :sqlaugh:
Insecticide...look into it.

Cleaning...try it!
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I only found 7 stink bugs inside my house today...

I'm waiting for the epic battle scene between them and the boxelders, who have taken up residence as well... :sqerr: :sqlaugh:

I'm waiting too. Can I reserve front row seating at y'er place? We should setup a UFC match between them.
 
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Insecticide...look into it.

Not into drugs -- just booze :)

I invite the little guys onto a paper towel, and escort them to the nearest window or door when possible. That's just the kinda dude I am... :)


Cleaning...try it!
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I live 20 feet from a highway, have a swamp for a back yard, streams under my floors, and a hyper Border Collie -- plus I'm a slob by nature.

Any cleaning results, are diminished in a linear fashion, and have an apparent half life of 30 seconds.

Why bother...? I only clean when companies coming... :rofl:
 
Not into drugs -- just booze :)

I invite the little guys onto a paper towel, and escort them to the nearest window or door when possible. That's just the kinda dude I am... :)

I escort them onto a paper towel and escort them to our olympic sized swimming pool. Unfortunately, not many have learned how to swim or dive. They also have a hard time when I introduce the rapids (aka: flushing)
 
So, never?

Damn family shows up once a year!

BTW, they don't come to see me -- they just all want to party at Gully's, and hang with the rock stars and hot chicks. I'm apparently just a useless conduit to a good time... :sqerr:

At least I'm good for something... :sqlaugh: