Papa,
The answer lies within my new program. It will show you the way how to make you, a professional bubble man get what you are worth. Get paid for blowing the bubbles you deserve and affirm that you are worth more than just the bubbles that pop. I call it "The Burth Movement". It combines Bubbles and Worth together in an earth shattering program. Stand up proud with your bubble wand and be heard. You are a professional who deserves to be treated like the bubbles you blow.
Act now and you can get reserved seating for my new seminar called "The Bubble Blow Hards of the Round-Table". This is an exclusive seminar that is open to only those Blow Hards who wish to learn how to blow more. Seating is limited as I will be excepting only 10 truly deserving blow hards for this course. And there are many waiting.
You get all this for the low, low, price $1995.00. But if you pay before March 1st I'll discount your fee to $1995.00 and include the Super Magical Bubble Wand. Hey, Winnebago's don't run on bubble juice.
And don't forget to join the only National Bubble Blowers organization around. You too can be a part of the ABJA. I don't know what it stands for but I'll advertise the heck out of it. You'll get a nifty pocket membership card and a whole lot of useless postcards to mail to your friends. So send your money today. I'll use it well, trust me. I've got a vacation coming up.
The ABJA
"Imagine What We Can Blow Together"
Disclaimer: This post in no way either purposely or unintentionally is made to represent any organization in existence today. Well maybe PETA, but that's it.