Men: Your order of events?

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We've had an appalling lack of Papa Deuce-type threads lately, so I'll do my part to rectify this situation.

Men!

When you set out to do your morning bathroom trifecta, what order do you use?

(And to keep it discreet, let's use the abbreviations SHI, SHO, SHA. The last two represent SHOWER and SHAVE. Please use your power of imagination for the first one. :sqwink:)

Me? Since I was ordered off the razor blade (due to blood thinning meds I take, one wrong nick and the Docs say I'll bleed for days or hours or weeks), my order is

SHI
SHO
SHA
 
I shave in the shower (when doing your head, it is the best thing), so I guess it would be a tie for me, lol
 
I shave in the shower (when doing your head, it is the best thing), so I guess it would be a tie for me, lol
Do you SHI before, after or (ewwwww) during :sqerr: the SHA & SHO combo?
 
SHI, SHA, SHO. Always.
 
I work at home, and am single -- no particular order, time, or place :)

I shave once a week or two, except during the winter, when I let it grow to keep warm. Shower when I smell, or need to go somewhere, where someone else might smell me., SHI whenever the need arises (sometimes 4-5 times a day, sometimes only once or twice).

I do brush my teeth first thing out of bed in the morning though, although I have no idea why, as the more I do it, the quicker they fall out...
 
Damn, where did I leave my colostomy pouch :D:D:D:D
SHA, SHO, SHI not until the evening, my GI tract works like a Swiss watch ;)
 
I do it as SHI, SHA, Shampoo (same time as SHO), SHO
 
SHI, SHA, SHI, SHO, SHI, SHI ...

Then again, many say I am full of SHI... :sqwink:

Seriously, standard order, SHI, SHO, SHA.
 
I'm surprised by all the shave first then shower answers. I've always read, and have personally found, that it is easier and less abrassive to shave after the shower.
 
Well geez..if ya gotta know.

Get up,
pee,
drink lotsa coffee,
take my place on the crapper and read the entire Sunday Edition of the New York Times,
Shower and shave while in the shower.


I'm glad you shower in the shower.:sqlaugh:
 
Well, I do things differently. I get up and go to work. When I get home I may SHI in the early afternoon. About 7pm I MIGHT SHA, but I WILL SHO even if I don't SHA. I'm then off to my fiancee's house.

That's why I do things differently.

It's about twice a year when I need to SHI about an hour after I SHO and I HATE that. I feel disgusting afterwards.

Most times I don't really SHA. I usually keep stubble on my face unless we're doing something special or if I really want to. I usually trim twice a week and that's it.