LMAO!!!!!
I also found this:
9 November (Day 2)
ON THE SECOND DAY OF THE CONFERENCE, I WAS DISMAYED TO LEARN THAT BREAKFAST WAS NOT PROVIDED. BUT FORTUNATELY I WAS ABLE TO FIND THREE FRESH CRICKETS ON THE HOTEL LAWN. AFTER DINING, AND WITH A FULL STOMACH, I MET WITH SEVERAL DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES, IN CONFIDENCE.
THE MEETING WAS MOST AMICABLE AND PRODUCTIVE, BUT WE DID NOT HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO DISCUSS OUR EMAIL BUSINESSES. I AM SADDENED TO REPORT THAT SEVERAL FIGHTS BROKE OUT DURING THE MEETING. THIS IS THE INEVITABLE RESULT OF HEALTHY COMPETITION WITHIN A THRIVING INDUSTRY. WHEN THE FIGHTING CEASED, SOME OF THE CONFERENCE ATTENDEES REQUIRED MEDICAL ATTENTION. THOSE WHO WERE NOT INJURED OR KILLED SOON BECAME GOOD FRIENDS WHEN WE BEGAN DRINKING AT THE HOTEL BAR. IT WAS A LATE NIGHT, AND I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT ONLY TWO PARTICIPANTS WERE TAKEN TO JAIL.
10 November (Day 3)
I SLEPT LATE ON THE THIRD DAY OF THE CONFERENCE BECAUSE I WAS NOT FEELING WELL. BY THE TIME I AROSE, CAPTURED TWO MORE CRICKETS, AND MADE MY WAY TO THE CONFERENCE CENTER, THE CONFERENCE HAD ALREADY ENDED.
I RETURNED TO THE LUXURIOUS HOTEL ROOM AND WOKE UP MRS. DR. ABOLO EMMANUEL. WE WATCHED SOME MORE TV AND THEN WE DROVE OUR BORROWED VEHICLE BACK TO OUR MODEST HOME.
ALL IN ALL, THE CONFERENCE WAS A TREMENDOUS SUCCESS AND I AM CONFIDENT THAT I WILL MAKE MORE MONEYS IN THE COMING MONTHS AS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE NEW EMAIL TECHNIQUE THAT I HAVE LEARNED AND ADAPTED AS MY OWN. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT YEAR'S EVENT, WHERE I WILL LEARN EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL TECHNIQUES FOR MY THRIVING AND PROFITABLE EMAIL BUSINESS.
PERHAPS I WILL LEAVE MRS. DR. ABOLO EMMANUEL AT HOME NEXT YEAR SO I WON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE TOM AND JERRY SHOW (IT WAS GOOD, BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONFLICTS THAT AROSE BETWEEN THOSE TWO SMALL ANIMALS).
