Just had some fun at a telemarketer's expense. Lady, speaking in broken English, starts telling me how she's going to put my website on page #1 of google. She asks me "How long have you had your website?" to which I answer "53 years". She pauses, "Um, Uh. How old are you?" To which I replied "Why are you asking my age? Do you doubt what I'm saying?" She mumbles around, finally gets past that. She then says "Please open up google and I'll show you what I'm talking about." to which I reply "What's a google?" Takes a minute or so to get past that and she says "Please go to your computer and open it up." to which I reply "I don't have a computer." Un-deterred, she says "Well, let's take your iphone or smartphone and...." to which I reply "I don't have a smartphone. Don't need one of them things." After a few more seconds she finally gives it up and surrenders, "Oh, okay. Well, thank you for taking my call." (click) 
