In Case Of Death

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I'll be dead. So why would I care?

My will says that my wife gets everything and science gets the body. My will also stipulates that there will be no funeral. The industry of death will get nothing from me. Once the scientists are done with the body and all useful organs are harvested the rest will be buried or cremated by whoever has the body.

My wife asked me what she should do with the insurance money. I told her to throw a party.
 
I'll be dead. So why would I care?

My will says that my wife gets everything and science gets the body. My will also stipulates that there will be no funeral. The industry of death will get nothing from me. Once the scientists are done with the body and all useful organs are harvested the rest will be buried or cremated by whoever has the body.

My wife asked me what she should do with the insurance money. I told her to send it to Texas.
There! I corrected that for you! ;)
 
It is interesting to see many people who have plans laid out (kudos)....it is also interesting to see the number of people who "would want them to...." indicating they have wishes, but not necessarily that they are clearly laid plans.
For those of you where this is full-time, you are correct that a full plan should be in place, not only for equipment, but also how to handle the 1+ years worth of business on the books .. that would be a burden to pass on to a loved one. I know until I get my act together and get a will and a "living will" in place, I'm only hoping things work out properly. Those with lot's of assets, payrolls, and booked clients certainly should have a plan on how all of it should be handled.
 
They're burying me with my MP3 player and headphones. :D

Why? In case they made a mistake, and you wake up... xf:D


Personally, I don't give a hoot, since I have nobody to leave it to -- first one that can break in and get it, can take whatever they want. The stipulation is, you have to take Faith too, and take good care of her :)

Oh, and if you get here first, have them cremate me, and put it in my brother's coffee -- he'll think it's Coffee Mate :sqcool:
 
Why? In case they made a mistake, and you wake up... xf:D


Personally, I don't give a hoot, since I have nobody to leave it to -- first one that can break in and get it, can take whatever they want. The stipulation is, you have to take Faith too, and take good care of her :)

Oh, and if you get here first, have them cremate me, and put it in my brother's coffee -- he'll think it's Coffee Mate :sqcool:
Shouldn't we wrap your ashes, send it to your neighbor and tell him that is was some "good stuff" you wanted him to have.
 
Steve,
Then Ricky would take over his body and who knows what will happen :D:D:D:D:D

Seriously, one needs to plan you never know when your time is up it doesn't matter if you are one day old or 2012 years old like Canute :D:D:D:D:D so if you haven't planned I would start now.
 
I don't think Canute is that young ...
 
I used to pitch marbles with Methuselah. ;)
 
Hey Canute you can just leave it to me I don't mind the weight or the drive to Texas to get it. I'll even scatter your ashes for ya