Was at a country club about 6 years ago, so I go to the other room to meet the DJ before I play. It turned out to be the son (read: heir apparent) of a large DJ company in the area. The guests were seated, eating dinner, and the DJ was in his booth. No music was playing at all. I went up to him and said hello (we knew each other) and asked what he was doing. He casually said "Just looking for a song." I'm thinking "How about you have songs playing while you pick another one."
Anyway, he picks a CD and cues it up, then grabs the mic (it was laying on the mixing board, on) and introduces the song. He the lays the mic back down while it's still hot, so the bumping noises were loud, then plays the song.
I left thinking that we live in a strange world as DJs.