"Geedubya, Sir, that there is another reason why we gotta secure our borders: we let em emigrate to Canada, and look what happens when they come back!"
"I was flexin' my pimp muscle and lettin' people see how real pimps do it," he says. "If you really a pimp, you should be able to get two bitches to walk on a leash with you down the red carpet and be yo ho's for the night. And when you do, it really is pimpin'."