Son of WWYD...

To many ads? Support ODJT and see no ads!
Worthy contributions all.

I for example, have added a package that features an all nude, fully bearded clown as emcee along with a dreadlocked DJ using borrowed music for customers who can't pay the bill.

You can check it out online - but you'll need a credit card to login. :)
 
I for example, have added a package that features an all nude, fully bearded clown as emcee along with a dreadlocked DJ using borrowed music for customers who can't pay the bill.

You can check it out online - but you'll need a credit card to login. :)
And here I thought Tom was getting out of the Business.:sqerr:

Oh, I just can't help myself. It's an addiction. I need help. Is there a 12 step program, some meetings I can attend? Maybe I should just join DJA where it's safe and they tell me what to think.:sqeek::sqerr::sqembarrassed:
 
Cue South Park... Cartman: "Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!" :eek:

I can't wait 'til Tom and I get together again. The Auger stories should be interesting to say the least. :D
 
Sorry but what I look like is how I am - you dont want to change this face do you

DJD0.jpg
 
In interesting quote from Die Har 2 comes to mind:

John McClane: I guess I was wrong about you. You're not an a****le after all.
Maj. Grant: No, you were right. I'm just your kind of a****le.
 
OK, here's two more.

1. You have long hair or dredlocks. The prospective client wants you to cut your hair. Do you?


When I was younger and I had long hair, I would have told them no way and sent them down the road. Now that I'm older and if I had long hair, much less any hair, I'd ask them how much they were going to pay me to cut my hair and that the minimum that I'd take would be $100.00. I could always grow it back....:sqwink:

2. You have a moustache, beard, or any combination thereof. The prospective client wants you clean shaved.

Pretty much the same answer as #1:sqwink:

Do you?


I shave my head and wear a goatee.

Seriously, if they don't like me for my appearance, then they can go find some pretty-boy DJ that fits their needs much better than I do.

I am who I am...