I the latest virgin!

[Ausumm]

Hello everyone!
new to this site AND pretty new to the whole "thread" scene...
Sorry if I mess this up...

My name is Mike Foxx and I have been in commercial radio since 1981,
and a mobile DJ just as long.

If I have any old friends out there...HELLO!
If I have any old enemies out there...
my name is really Fred Finkelstein.

 

[Ruben Mora]

Welcome Fred! Enjoy your stay here.

 

[Ausumm]

thanks Ruben
(I was joking about the "Fred" thing)
unless I ticked you off or hit on your wife'
then I wasn't joking

 

[Jon Tuck]

Fred you are a gem you will fit in well here. sorry to hear you hid in a booth all those yrs. LOL Enjoy and we do have some closet DJs like yourself so welcome aboard. I came out my first yr of Radio as Im claustrophobic. I remember that coming out in 1975 been mobile club or KJ ever since. Mike glad you found us!!

 

[Dan The Man]

Welcome aboard, Fred ahem Mike. We hope you enjoy your travels here. :blue:

 

[Ruben Mora]

Dan or Jon can we drug test this guy!!!

 

[Jeff Romard]

Welcome to both Mike and Fred

 

[djMarco]

Hi Fred!Enjoy youre time here with us!

 

[DJ JohnThe1]

Welcome to the board.

 

[DJ Zac]

Fred/Mike - Welcome aboard! I hope you enjoy the flight!

 

[SoftJock Rick]

Dan or Jon can we drug test this guy!!!

That's my area of expertise

Howdy Mike -- I don't believe you've ever pissed me off, but we have an apology thread somewhere, where you can apologize ahead of time, just in case...

 

[Ausumm]

I am old enough to have grown up in the 70's and 80's...
I'd like to pass on the drug test, if you don't mind.
(unless you were talking about TESTING drugs)

I'm joking again

thanks for the WELCOMES

Mike Foxx

 

[SoftJock Rick]

I drug test all my potential employees...


First, we do a 12 pack of Corona.

Then, we do a few shots of Alabama Slammers.

Then, 2 Mind Erasors.

After that, we smoke a doob of White Widow.



Whoever is left standing -- passes the test, and gets the job

 

[Jon Tuck]

so thats how faith has stuck around so long. Oh yeah and the frisbee tricks.

 

[Bill Hollick]

Welcome Mike.
Enjoy your visits.

 

[Brian Martin]

Greetings my friend. Your credentials are impressive and will be much appreciated.

 

[Kirby Ball]

Welcome Mike....Ruben didn't tell you what we do to virgins around here did he? :sqerr:

Hope you enjoy all your visits at the ODJT Ranch for the Insane....

 

[Ausumm]

thanks to all of you!
gotta say, I felt welcome from day-one!

I would like to know more about that drug test.
don't know if it'll PROVE anything
but sounds like a fun night!

 

[Dan The Man]

thanks to all of you!
gotta say, I felt welcome from day-one!

I would like to know more about that drug test.
don't know if it'll PROVE anything
but sounds like a fun night!

Only if you pass with flying colors.

 

[Ausumm]

how do you know if I pass?

let me guess

If I cannot remember what happened...I PASS?