Weddings Touchy Feely Bridesmaid -- WWYD?

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DJMC

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Oct 19, 2006
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I see these threads all the time, but it RARELY happens when a member of the wedding party gets flirtatious on me.

Fortunately the homeowner whose party the home was at -- came to my rescue (see below):

Let me preface this by saying The Bridesmaids Were Cute.

They all wore matching Little Black Dresses with layered ruffles, and Red Converses for shoes. They were all 23-28 years old. Not an ugly one in the bunch!

One of them, a blonde--- was being very affectionate (even kissing me on the cheek and pressing a crumpled $5 bill into my hand for playing "Ice Ice Baby").

WWYD?

In this case, a change of music SAVED THE DAY--

Kathy--the homeowner paid for the Overtime. She signed a separate contract for the hour and paid me Cash. B/G's contract was expired at 8 pm.

So during the 8:01pm to 9pm hour, ALL of the music would be under Kathy's control.

Naturally, the affectionate cutie came up to request "Drop It Like Its Hot" (ironic b/c this song never did well for me in its club days). Kathy came up behind her, grabbed her and physically pulled her off me, then held up my wedding ring. "He's already showed you this ONCE, now will you please leave him alone?"

After that, it was all 70's and 80's disco, 80's rock, and classic rock & country.

The floor remained packed, and the B/G stayed until 9:10 pm (when I stopped playing).

Future weddings gained: daughter of Kathy (20), sister of bride (23)
Future weddings lost: unknown bridesmaid (26)
 
Geesh! It seems like you guys had some steamy weddings this weekend. Not my gig:sqfrown:. I had old ladies asking for disco and when I came home the dog humped my leg.:sqmad:

This is where the facade comes in handy. If you come around the facade and The Piece is behind it with me. You are doomed. I don't think there is anything wrong with a little touch and feel. It's a happy day for all in attendance and some people like to touch and talk. No biggie for me.:sqbiggrin:

You wanna touch my disc lady?? Or do you wanna scratch it???:sqcool:
 
With a face made for radio, I never have this problem.

Finally! THIS is why you should have artwork in your mp3 tags - to give the audience something interesting and pleasant to look at!
 
Touchy Feely Bridesmaid -- WWYD?
Double up on the Viagra?:sqeek:

Saturday's wedding I had a few of the bridesmaids coming up for requests. As I'm searching for songs they would get closer to see the laptop screen. Their upper chest region was rubbing up against my arm and they were snugging up closer. I tried to move away while still typing but found that to difficult. If they didn't know their boys were playing bumper pool with my arm then I wasn't moving. I'm not going to lie to you. I did accidentally hit the eject button on the Denon. But at my age that was the best four play I could hope for.:sqwink:

I did a holiday party last year where this young lady kept kissing me on my cheek everytime I played her requests. Guess who got to pick most of the music? I may look dumb but I'm still a guy.:sqerr:
 
Learned many years ago as a bartender to never let 'em get that close as it usually invites some kind of trouble.

If they get too close, I either pepper spray them or run! :sqeek::sqwink:
 
Learned many years ago as a bartender to never let 'em get that close as it usually invites some kind of trouble.
What the hell do you think I purchased SOC for?:sqcool: At least this way they know it's coming.
 
I now realize that I might have brought it on myself.

When the first group of them came up to make a request, and I complimented them on their choice of shoes, and that they looked --as a group-- marvelous!

Lesson learned: NEVER compliment the bridesmaids again.
 
I've had a few female guest rubs various parts of their body against my while making requests. Once or twice I got a little uncomfortable by their actions. But one time I had to shut a requester down quickly, HE came up behind me and while requesting a song, reached around and started rubbing my crotch, when I released his arm and removed my foot from the back of his neck he returned to his feet and walked away quietly.
 
I've had a few female guest rubs various parts of their body against my while making requests. Once or twice I got a little uncomfortable by their actions. But one time I had to shut a requester down quickly, HE came up behind me and while requesting a song, reached around and started rubbing my crotch, when I released his arm and removed my foot from the back of his neck he returned to his feet and walked away quietly.

Geesh, I came to only ONE show of yours and you can't let it go...:sqlaugh: