Why do some put down others for not being a computer DJ?

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Peppermint schnapps, best way to go...that way they can't tell if you've been drinking or if you just used mouthwash.

Also, I had a guy on my floor in the dorms, the dude couldn't do physics worth a damn sober, but if you get him smashed he turned into the college equivilant of Stephen Hawking.
 
Always made it to class :)

Funny thing -- when I was in college, we'd hang out in the parking lot at 7:30 in the morning, and 3 of us would down a pint of schnapps before class. Guess who taught the labs, made the programming assignments, and got the 4.0's ;)

Professor: "Rick, stop acting like you can teach the class. Get down off that lab table now and I'll give you a 4.0....Now Get Down!!!"

Ricky: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Professor: "Get Down!!"
 
Do massive amounts of drugs. This is the mark of a professional.