"Ladies and gentleman, hurry hurry, step right up and see Blinky the one eyed green monster. Watch him wiggle and dance, squirm and worm his way around the room. But wait there's more. For just an extra $5 you can step behind the magic curtain and watch Blinky grow to over 5 times his original size.":sqerr:
Oh, this is going to be even better than the grinding wheel of death we saw last year.