Little does faith realize that she is actually keeping the Monster out of the closet.
Since we've already totally derailed this thread (it ran its course anywho), let me be honest...
That closet holds all the dog and cat food, and Faith's bones and treats (BTW, note capitalization of (F)aith, and remember it).
She can open that door if need be, but she doesn't. She guards it from mice, and other critters that roam the building. She waits patiently for Daddy Warbucks to open the door, and ask for a southpaw high five first, and then gets her treat. Then she gives me a kiss
I sorta wonder how people would react to that, if I invited them into my abode... Would you consider that potential client weird, because they have that give and take relationship with a dog, as opposed to a human...?