Of all my Mother's children,
I love myself the best.
And when my arse is full,
The Devil can have the rest!
Do we need some anger management here...?
I'm available for $250 per hour, and rum is included
Drinking While At A Gig
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Do we need some anger management here...?
I'm available for $250 per hour, and rum is included
Do we need some anger management here...?
I'm available for $250 per hour, and rum is included
Ricky,
You're selling yourself short
No, he's about right on. I was selling him for that a l'il while ago. He's 250 and ya get Faith free.
No, he's about right on. I was selling him for that a l'il while ago. He's 250 and ya get Faith free.
Commie Bastards!
Faith requires at least $30 per hour -- she's union, y'know... xf
Ricky, shhh .... I was selling you and Faith for 200 bucks before!
If anyone asks, I'm blaming it on the higher fuel prices!
If anyone asks, I'm blaming it on the higher fuel prices!
Hang on, I'm making a vodka and Bud Clamato...
If it wasn't for Haleem's upstairs, I'd probably be smoking a joint :tribiggrin:
If it wasn't for Haleem's upstairs, I'd probably be smoking a joint :tribiggrin:
Nah, I don't know what that funky smell is...Where is it coming from.
Long time back my neighbor with Alzheimer's caught me out on the porch burning one. Asked what it was told him it was a cigarette. He asked if he could have some and winked. He still knew what was good. His wife came and got him before I could become a bad influence though.
Wish I could toke one up, but we're sorta, how shall I say "in protective mode" at the moment...
How often do you know me to drink vodka -- it means I'm working...
How often do you know me to drink vodka -- it means I'm working...
DjDennis
RIP- My Dad (2011), Sister (2013) and Mum (2017)
actually did burn one at a gig, once.
it was 90+ degrees, and the wedding was in a NON air-conditioned Gun Club in August.
so no one danced.
near the end of the night, I went to ask the groom (who was only wearing his pants at this point) if there were any last requests. he was outside with his ushers having a smoke, and he asked me to join them.
far be it from me to refuse a request from the client!
that was the ONLY time I ever did...and I will never do it again (at a gig)
not because I could not function,
but because I was so paranoid that I was GOING TO mess something up
it was 90+ degrees, and the wedding was in a NON air-conditioned Gun Club in August.
so no one danced.
near the end of the night, I went to ask the groom (who was only wearing his pants at this point) if there were any last requests. he was outside with his ushers having a smoke, and he asked me to join them.
far be it from me to refuse a request from the client!
that was the ONLY time I ever did...and I will never do it again (at a gig)
not because I could not function,
but because I was so paranoid that I was GOING TO mess something up