Weddings Dating wedding guests

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Guilty as charged...

Those usually have the most awkward breakup.

I analyze it like this... Girls crave men who have power over others, we have music on our side, we overpower the girls with our sentenous music. Plus they think with all our big toys we are bankin'.

Easy as pie. I think DJMC wrote a thread on a similar subject. LOL, see what kinda stuff I learn on the DJ boards by networking. Too bad I am leaving this board to go to the other dj talk board
 
SoftJock Rick said:
Hmmm, have to rethink this Dad thing, and ask Mom about that mail man again... :sqerr: :sqlaugh:
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Well. let's see.... one asked me to go home with her while her husband was also at the very same event she was attending... she said he would be there all night until they kicked him out at 3AM, and she only lived literally 100 yards from the venue.

The second one I might have said yes, if 2 or 3 guys at the event didn't come up and tell me that in high school she would pretty much sleep with any and everyone. This was not a wedding I was DJing, but 10 year high school reunion.... They noticed her hitting on me and were giving me a heads up, I think. ( no pun intended )
 
Only once, about five years ago. I'm pretty sure I was set up by the bride and groom because they knew I was single and seated me at the same table as one of their single friends who was attending the wedding by herself. We dated for about a month or so after that, but things were moving too fast for me so I broke off the relationship.
 
When I was single I dated a girl teacher from the high school I dj'd for. Lasted only a couple of weeks. She couldn't talk without whinning. Found out real fast why she was single!!

Used to take my wife with me when we were dating. Does that count?
 
don't tell my wife, but....

had a bride who asked me half way thru the nite if I "needed anything"
I joked that all I needed was a pitcher of soda, and a clear path to the bathroom...and I was fine. Since she was a real "easy going" lady, I added,
"...and a lusty wench wouldn't hurt"
two hours later as I was packing up,
one of the bridesmaids approached and said..
"I hear you're looking for a lusty wench".
For a guy who talks too much, and always has a smart-ass reply...
I was SPEECHLESS.
I refused the offer.
Didn't think she'd be impressed with a fat sweaty DJ
and a ride home in my mint green mini van, packed with gear!
 
Ausumm said:
don't tell my wife, but....

had a bride who asked me half way thru the nite if I "needed anything"
I joked that all I needed was a pitcher of soda, and a clear path to the bathroom...and I was fine. Since she was a real "easy going" lady, I added,
"...and a lusty wench wouldn't hurt"
two hours later as I was packing up,
one of the bridesmaids approached and said..
"I hear you're looking for a lusty wench".
For a guy who talks too much, and always has a smart-ass reply...
I was SPEECHLESS.
I refused the offer.
Didn't think she'd be impressed with a fat sweaty DJ
and a ride home in my mint green mini van, packed with gear!
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This is funny, welcome to odjt Mike I hope you can breath some more life into this place.:sqlaugh:
 
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