Beyoncé's new single spells economic doom

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Or maybe it's because the song is crap and that she warbles too much when she sings.

According to an NYU professor, some of history's steadiest pop songs were released before a market crash – and the 'low beat variance' of Single Ladies signals financial

Beyoncé Knowles ... The steady beat of Single Ladies may not be good news for your overdraft.

Beyoncé's worldwide hit, Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), is not just catchy – it may spell doom for international finance.

According to findings by Phil Maymin, professor of finance and risk engineering at New York University, the more regular the beat on Billboard's top singles, the more volatile the American markets. After studying decades of Billboard's Hot 100 hits, Maymin found that songs with low "beat variance" had an inverse correlation with market turbulence. Which is to say, the more regular the song, the crazier the stock market.

And Single Ladies is very regular.

"If it's a steady beat, the same beat, no matter if it's fast or slow, that's a low beat variance song," Maymin explained to PRI Radio. These are the songs that signal market volatility. "[But] if [the song] starts off slow and becomes fast and comes back down, that's a high beat variance." And it means the markets will be steady.

Some of history's steadiest hits – such as A-Ha's Take On Me – were released at times of market crash. Whereas complex songs, "with all these beat changes and stuff", seem to catch on when the markets are sedate.

"The correlation is pretty strong," Maymin argued. Weirder still, the beat variance of songs seems to predict the markets - not the other way around. According to his research, the market becomes unstable only after the charts are full of steady tunes - almost as if certain hits can cause market shake-ups.

"The turbulence of the music predicts the steadiness of the market," Maymin explained. And Beyoncé's chart dominance? Well, it may not mean good things for your pension.
 
Okay who pays this guy to 'study' this kind of stuff. I really gotta ask where's the correlation? There is none it's simply coincidence. Good thing we got cancer, diabetes, and heart disease licked now these folks can study the stuff that 'really matters'.

Then again he's an NYU professor so he has to be right.:sqrolleyes:
 
some people have way too much time on their hands... I got a steady beat for him.....
 
The song is crap and it doesn't help that she can't sing. Beyonce is a fine looking sister and I'm sure she has other talents, but singing just ain't one of them.
 
The remix is not the bad I have heard worst songs.
 
Considering that most songs in recent history are generated with a computer, and have zero beat varience, I'd say we've been in a hurt of trouble for some time now.
 
The song is crap and it doesn't help that she can't sing. Beyonce is a fine looking sister and I'm sure she has other talents, but singing just ain't one of them.

singing, acting and looks are all talents she does not have, so what, maybe she makes a mean pot roast? :sqlaugh:
 
No looks? Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, just look at this face and tell me you wouldn't want to be Jay-z for a few hours. :sqlaugh:

I sure do, so maybe I could beat some attractiveness into her.

Sorry, but that picture right there is just a slightly less ugly version of Amy Whinehouse
 
she is the ultimate African Blonde

No looks? Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, just look at this face and tell me you wouldn't want to be Jay-z for a few hours. :sqlaugh:

actually I would prefer to replace Jay Z for five minutes but I certainly wouldnt want to be Jay Z aka Jimmy Walkers Twin.:sqlaugh:
 

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Or maybe it's because the song is crap and that she warbles too much when she sings.
I'm starting to see it requested for the bouquet toss at weddings.

I'm also predicting that her newest single will be a huge hit. She did a remake of Etta James classic At Last for the movie Cadillac Records and will reportedly be singing it for the Prez's First Dance at their Inaugaration Ball.

Still, she is one fine looking sister, albeit her ego is up there in the stratosphere.
 
:sqlaugh: It's not too bad, the high notes are a bit scary though.

Actually, I thought she did a fairly decent job on this....considering this is probably the first real song she's ever got to sing..:sqerr::sqwink: