In a stream was a fish who saw a fly above the water
The fish thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches I'd have lunch."
While on one side of the river was a bear
who saw the fish, who saw the fly
And the bear thought to himself "If that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and I'll get the fish and have lunch."
On the other side of the river was a hunter, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly. And he thought to himself "If that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and the bear will get the fish and when the bear does that I'll shoot the bear and I'll have lunch"
Well, behind the hunter was a rat who saw a piece of cheese in the hunters pocket, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly...... and the rat thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish and when the hunter bends over to get the bear i'll get the cheese from the hunters pocket and i'll have lunch"
Well behind the rat was a cat, who saw the rat, who saw the hunter, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly and thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches, the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish the hunter would get the bear and when the rat went for the cheese, I'll get the rat and I'll have lunch"
Well no sooner had the cat thought that
The fly droped six inches and the fish got the fly
The bear got the fish
The hunter got the bear
The rat got the cheese
and when the cat jumped for the rat he fell in the water.
Moral of the story:
If the fly drops six inches the pu$$y gets wet.
The fish thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches I'd have lunch."
While on one side of the river was a bear
who saw the fish, who saw the fly
And the bear thought to himself "If that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and I'll get the fish and have lunch."
On the other side of the river was a hunter, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly. And he thought to himself "If that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and the bear will get the fish and when the bear does that I'll shoot the bear and I'll have lunch"
Well, behind the hunter was a rat who saw a piece of cheese in the hunters pocket, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly...... and the rat thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish and when the hunter bends over to get the bear i'll get the cheese from the hunters pocket and i'll have lunch"
Well behind the rat was a cat, who saw the rat, who saw the hunter, who saw the bear, who saw the fish, who saw the fly and thought to himself "If that fly were to drop six inches, the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish the hunter would get the bear and when the rat went for the cheese, I'll get the rat and I'll have lunch"
Well no sooner had the cat thought that
The fly droped six inches and the fish got the fly
The bear got the fish
The hunter got the bear
The rat got the cheese
and when the cat jumped for the rat he fell in the water.
Moral of the story:
If the fly drops six inches the pu$$y gets wet.