The last time it happened:
Bride: Are you available tomorrow.
Me: (I was). Yes I am. What type of event is it and where?
Bride: A wedding. It is at (local wedding factory).
Me: What happened?
Bride: The company that was supposed to do it works for the (local wedding factory) and the owner called me last night and said his DJ can't do it and he doesn't have anyone else.
Me: I can tell you that I am about four times what they charge.
Bride: Well, we can only afford $150. (She's paying over $7,000 for stuffed chicken and can only afford $150 for the entertainment.)
Me: Well, that is our price and we will expect to be paid in cash, money order, or cashier's check before we even unload our gear.
Bride: Oh. You won't take a check?
Me: Not for a last minute event. We need a form of guaranteed payment.
Bride: What about a credit card?
Me: Sorry, not for last minute events.
Bride: Well, we can't do it.
Me: Sorry. Good luck.
The conversation ended. This was yesterday. I wonder how it went?