Bar & Club Help, with Audition tonight!

[Thunder Hag]

Okay guys I have an audition at a Gentleman's Club tonight. I haven't worked for a club like this before. I am a little nervous on the mic.
Can any of you suggest some good one liners?
Possibly maybe a script kinda thing?

 

[ahoustondj]

Okay guys I have an audition at a Gentleman's Club tonight. I have worked for a club like this before. I am a little nervous on the mic.
Can any of you suggest some good one liners?
Possibly maybe a script kinda thing?

I did a Gentleman's Club for awhile. Focus on the Dancers. Encourage the patrons to tip the Bartenders/Waitresses and The Dancers.
"After a dance like that, you need a fresh cold drink!"
"Want to see her do that dance again? Come back tomorrow!"
"Yeah yeah yeah, I know, you just came!"
"If you tip her well she just might tell you the story of her name!"

I did it off the cuff depending on the situation. Canned responses won't be that real.

 

[ittigger]

I think that'd be a cool gig - depending on the location of course.

 

[DJ Cam]

In all honesty the best thing to do at a strip club is use that duchebag cheese head fake dj voice. Every strip club I have been in has that guy, I guess that is what they want out of a DJ.