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nextgen1

Mac Daddy DJ
Sep 23, 2006
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OK I know for most of you guys this probably happens all the time but for me it's very rare especially because my wife is also my partner at our events. I got hit on last night and the fun and funny part of it all was it was the divorced mother of the groom.

When the wife was not around she was there and after talking with the groom for awhile and having quite a few drinks on her part. She pulled me off to the side and kept asking my all these personal questions, her breastezzzzz where on my arm so much I kept thinking mine grew even bigger :sqeek:.

Finally she begin poking around with question about my partner and how long we had been working together. I told her 15 years, that she was my wife lol. Ahhh the remove the boobs from my arm answer. "Ahhh, ahhhh, yea, I always wanted to do something like your doing. I excused myself and went back to finding the next song.

Of course I told my wife about it and she said her stay away from the DJ alarm had been going off when she saw her talking with me. I told me wife lets see how much balls this woman has. And yep she came up later and asked for my card and said that she really liked how I handled myself with a big smile. I'm still waiting for the phone call or the facebook invite. :sqwink:
The bride had the grooms dad and the mom coming in together. You could tell it was like pulling teeth for him. He even asked me whose Idea this was and I just said "The Bride".
 
Thanks, Dave.

I remember when I was married. DJing wasn't as much fun then. ;)
 
Not long after I got divorced I was DJing a dance party at the VFW. One of the gals who'd had a few took a liking to me. ;)

We chatted (and flirted) awhile. Danced a few turns. She was a widow lady. Her husband, a VFW member had passed away the year before. She asked me for a card. I figured a lot of it was the alcohol talking and thought no more of it.

She called a few days later, wanted to know if I'd like to get together for dinner. We dated a couple times... she had a bit more baggage than I was prepared to deal with so it fizzled.

But it was fun for us both while it lasted. We passed like two ships in the night. :)
 
With me it has always been the nurses and my ex had some huge jealousy fits :D:D:D:D:D
 
I will say the body was smoking. I will enjoy the call if it comes. It should be funny to see what she would talk about she does have one more daughter lol.

Have "special business cards" with false information made up for occasions such as these.:sqlaugh:
 
OK I know for most of you guys this probably happens all the time but for me it's very rare especially because my wife is also my partner at our events. I got hit on last night and the fun and funny part of it all was it was the divorced mother of the groom.

When the wife was not around she was there and after talking with the groom for awhile and having quite a few drinks on her part. She pulled me off to the side and kept asking my all these personal questions, her breastezzzzz where on my arm so much I kept thinking mine grew even bigger :sqeek:.

Finally she begin poking around with question about my partner and how long we had been working together. I told her 15 years, that she was my wife lol. Ahhh the remove the boobs from my arm answer. "Ahhh, ahhhh, yea, I always wanted to do something like your doing. I excused myself and went back to finding the next song.

Of course I told my wife about it and she said her stay away from the DJ alarm had been going off when she saw her talking with me. I told me wife lets see how much balls this woman has. And yep she came up later and asked for my card and said that she really liked how I handled myself with a big smile. I'm still waiting for the phone call or the facebook invite. :sqwink:
The bride had the grooms dad and the mom coming in together. You could tell it was like pulling teeth for him. He even asked me whose Idea this was and I just said "The Bride".
Looks like just the memory of it has you talking tongue tied! See above highlights in red! LOL :rofl::sqlaugh::rofl:
 
Dave, if you just wore pants while DJ'ing you wouldn't run into these types of situations. :sqrolleyes::sqwink:
 
I've only been flirted with once at a gig. (dont even think it counts as "hit on") - I gladly told her I was married, and didnt see her the rest of the night!