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I have a 50th Anniversary party coming up and they want some games. Looking for ideas for joke prizes for the winners.

What I have so far

Free can of gas = can of beans

Free candle light dinner for 2 = box of candles and mac and cheese dinner

Free maid service = box of handi wipes

Any other suggestions would be appreciated. Just keep it family friendly.

Thanks
 
Redneck smoke detector - A Jiffy Pop Popcorn pan?
 
If you can, find a junked, early '60s era radio or television and offer it as a "free night of entertainment" booby prize. Hey, it was new 50 years ago. :D

Then give 'em a DVD of a popular TV show from the era. :)