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Mac Daddy DJ
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I hired a different DJ -- he took the time to work with me.
I guess you thought I was goofing -- you lose!
BTW, I'm not BS'ing.
I guess you thought I was goofing -- you lose!
BTW, I'm not BS'ing.
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Because I bring my own weed and good German beer!
Actually because i come to do the job of DJing and I am not going to present you with a line of BS trying to sell you on something you really don't need. I am going to do it at a price that will cover my expenses and still make me a little profit without taking you to the cleaners. I am going to play the music you and your guest want to here and have fun with, other than what is required i am not going to spend a lot of time boring everyone with my incoherent pratel and I am not going to try and bore everyone in the room with intrusive "games"!
Other than that I don't know what i can offer you!~
Actually because i come to do the job of DJing and I am not going to present you with a line of BS trying to sell you on something you really don't need. I am going to do it at a price that will cover my expenses and still make me a little profit without taking you to the cleaners. I am going to play the music you and your guest want to here and have fun with, other than what is required i am not going to spend a lot of time boring everyone with my incoherent pratel and I am not going to try and bore everyone in the room with intrusive "games"!
Other than that I don't know what i can offer you!~
Because I was working earlier and couldn't answer sooner.
Actually, I drive a big truck and take no $hit. Oh yeah, and a big stereo.
That's why you like me.
Yeah.
That's it.
But then, you might be too distracted. Better off with Acme.
Actually, I drive a big truck and take no $hit. Oh yeah, and a big stereo.
That's why you like me.
Yeah.
That's it.
But then, you might be too distracted. Better off with Acme.
Acme DJ Co. sent me. Here's a letter of reference from them....
And it reads:
Dear Sirs,
Joe is just fabulous. He even wears matching socks..... we give him two snaps!
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Acme DJ Co. sent me. Here's a letter of reference from them....
Dear sucker wedding prospect,
We used Joe for our reception last year, and I have to admit, we did not realize you could do so much with an Ipod and something called Limewire. He turned us on to this thing called downloading, which we have since let all our friends who are getting married or want to become a DJ know about.
You should hire him just so he can show you how to do it too!!!
You shouldn't! Unless of course you like ME! Not knowing ACME DJ, I have to assume we have the same equipment and music library, and that the only thing that sets us apart is our personalities. I am here for YOU and want your event handled YOUR way, not the way I feel is right. No two events are alike. When would you like to meet ME?
(Oh: and I use Rockit!!)
(Oh: and I use Rockit!!
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Here's a list of clients who will tell you exactly why you should hire me. You will hear detailed reasons why you should hire me - not just 'Ed's great!'.
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I'm not going to compare my company to Acme DJs. At Good Knight Entertainment our business is your fun. You and your guests obviously want to have fun at your event or else you would not be hiring a DJ. Good Knight Entertainment will do everything in our power to ensure that fun happens.
Socks? Gotta get a full length avatar- I wear sandals year round, even shoveling snow.
I DO have a pair around here somewhere....