Caption this!

[Guest]

 

[Alphabet]

Ummm...where to begin???
:sqerr:

 

[Mark Beecher]

How bout this

"Servicing all of Southern California, since 2001"

 

[Ron Auger]

Because of my addiction I always keep an extra in my bag. You know, whenever that urge hits and you want to go down on something? A few minutes on this bad boy and the craving is gone. I can use it with on the plane, taxi, in my hotel room, while I'm out to lunch with the girls, anywhere. And the best part, no stick mess to clean up.

 

[MADNESS]

I keep hearing Julia Child's voice saying " All you have to do is slide your hand along the shaft to ensure proper preparation and give you the full enjoyment that you want."

 

[DJ SVO]

My legacy (Herpes) will live on

 

[jokerswild]

Damn it don't fit....

 

[jokerswild]

How do you change the batteries in this thing?

 

[DJ SVO]

Banana bread

 

[qdupsoundz]

*tap tap tap* Is this thing on???

 

[DJ SVO]

What's for dinner?????

 

[Alphabet]

Can I keep the tip?

 

[Guest]

You guys realize that is a strap to her bag don't you? Not a thing in her hand.

 

[DJ SVO]

You guys realize that is a strap to her bag don't you? Not a thing in her hand.

Yes, but the angle and effect makes for a hell of a laugh

 

[USDJ]

You guys realize that is a strap to her bag don't you? Not a thing in her hand.

Indeed it is.

However, in the spirit of the thread....here's my caption:

"She didn't get a round mouth like that eating square meals"

Best,

Paul

 

[DJBob]

You guys realize that is a strap to her bag don't you? Not a thing in her hand.

Party pooper

 

[djrox]

How bout this

"Servicing all of Southern California, since 2001"

Done. EOS. No contest.