A NEW kind of party ... but we have no shot....

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Papa Deuce

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http://www.cuddleparty.com/about/whatis.cfm


LOL... this is a real thing. I went and looked it up because we are running a story on these in our newscast.... but I don't see us DJ's making any money from it unless all we do is play Barry White, Al Green, Sade, Anita Baker.... :sqembarrassed::sqlaugh:

Give it a quick read. You will either go WTF? or laugh your butt off.

EDIT: OMG, as they say! I found this while browsing the site:

What if something "comes up"? (AKA, Arousal and the Erection Phenomenon...)

Erections. Erections. ERECTIONS. There, we said it.

When men get aroused, they sometimes get erections. Arousal is an inherent part of being human. But somehow, somewhere, many of us began to believe that we must act on this arousal whenever it showed up, as if we may never have another chance to be horny again and we must strike while the iron is hot, so to speak.

Well, this attitude has caused all sorts of weirdness in our society and massive miscommunications between the sexes.

Since Cuddle Parties are safe spaces for adults to explore and practice affectionate touch without sexualizing it, and since the state of arousal is natural for us human beings, it's no surprise that erections sometimes do occur. Our goal is not to teach men how not to get erections. Instead, we want to make normal functions and needs of human beings seem, well, "normal."

We strive not only to free people of the awkwardness surrounding arousal, but to allow them to develop some real coordination around it. At a Cuddle Party, erections become Mother Nature's way of giving us the thumbs-up sign. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's dirty. Nothing's suspect. And as long as you're not dry humping anyone (Rule #7), it's completely okay. Really.
 
So what's your play list look like for this kind of party?

Seems like Sexual Healing would be perfect... but since there is no sex..... :sqerr:
 
Seems like Sexual Healing would be perfect... but since there is no sex..... :sqerr:

I would add:

I Want Your Sex - George Michael
I Want to Sex You Up - (can't remember the artist)
I touch Myself - Divynals

In case there are any pending divorces

Keep Your Hands To Your Self - Georgia Satilites
 
Ok...just checked out the website...um, interesting concept. :sqerr:
However, I'll go to any Cuddle Party she is at...
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BTW...Rule #12 is my favorite.
 

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This is the absolute dumbest concept I have ever heard of!!

Plus, this is a complete set up for guys to get a lot of "sexual abuse" charges thrown against them.
 
songs you might not want to play at a cuddle party:

Keep your hands to yourself...georgia satalites

I touch myself...devinyls

gettin jiggy with it
 
This is the absolute dumbest concept I have ever heard of!!

Plus, this is a complete set up for guys to get a lot of "sexual abuse" charges thrown against them.

That's what I like about you Patrick; your abillity to always find the good in any situation. You are just constantly looking on the bright side. How do you do it?:sqrolleyes:
 
That's what I like about you Patrick; your abillity to always find the good in any situation. You are just constantly looking on the bright side. How do you do it?:sqrolleyes:

Five minutes alone with my ex will turn anyone into a bright and cheery person like I am :sqwink:
 
If it's me and say 20 ladies then I'm in. If there is anymore than one dude at one of these events someone deserves a beating. I'm talking about taking their sorry @$$ outside and cuddle them with my foot. For god sakes are we woosifying this country or what. A bunch of left wing, Obama loving, radical yuppies laying around and cuddling? I'm sick just thinking about it. Whatever happened to a good old fashion orgy? Now we're talking.:sqwink:
 
If it's me and say 20 ladies then I'm in. If there is anymore than one dude at one of these events someone deserves a beating. I'm talking about taking their sorry @$$ outside and cuddle them with my foot. For god sakes are we woosifying this country or what. A bunch of left wing, Obama loving, radical yuppies laying around and cuddling? I'm sick just thinking about it. Whatever happened to a good old fashion orgy? Now we're talking.:sqwink:

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