What's your dream job?

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Late last year I emcee'd the groundbreaking of the new Cleveland Indians spring training stadium in Goodyear, AZ. They asked if I might be interested in doing some announcing for the spring training games next year...I said of course!
Pretty much a dream come true.

What would be your dream job if you weren't a DJ?
 
Swedish condom tester? Taster at the Guinness brewery? Professional spender for a rich person? A guy that represents a wealthy person who goes around and does charitable acts anonymously.

Oh so many! The list would be endless!
 
Swedish condom tester? I've tested condoms throughout Norway from Oslo to way up in the Arctic circle Alta - they always served me admirably. I forget the brand name but do have a pic of me stood next to a Kondomi machine in a toilet Tromso, Norway 86 - it was my lucky machine and I would always buy a few months supply.
 
I did test a Condom in Sweden - the town at the end of the rail line from Narvik.

It was 40 below and a blizzard outside, the train was late and I was stuck for six hours so I had a "posh" wank to entertain myself.....
 
I have to repeat this here. It fits.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?

Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Well yeah.

Peter Gibbons: Nothing.

Lawrence: Nothing, huh?

Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
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I have my dream job :)
 
A paid ... "private island watcher"
Now that would be great

Must have satellite to access ODJT though!
 
Tom - You forgot the last (and for me, best) line of that exchange:

Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do .
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As to the question at hand, I'm actually pretty happy doing exactly what I'm doing. I get satisfaction, and at the end of the day, I can see forward progression. I make enough to live, and do things with my kids and family that not everyone gets to do.

Hmmm... All this time I've been whining and complaining about work, and when I stop to really consider it, it turns out that I'm actually living my dream... Neat!
 
Wavy Davy said:
Swedish condom tester? I've tested condoms throughout Norway from Oslo to way up in the Arctic circle Alta - they always served me admirably. I forget the brand name but do have a pic of me stood next to a Kondomi machine in a toilet Tromso, Norway 86 - it was my lucky machine and I would always buy a few months supply.
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All those fond memories- You sentimental devil, you......:sqrolleyes:
 
I'd have to have three. Nights doing this, daytime reading books and manuscripts for evaluation, sometime in the middle teaching martial arts. However, the last two are far back in place compared to #1, which I'm lucky enough to be doing.....
 
Outrageous Radio DJ here in NC - would it fly though ;)?????

Open mics, call ins, any topic, and rocking good music from The Who, Motown, Beach Boys, Ramones, Pistols, Joe Strummer, Carbon/Silicon, Calexico and whatever grabbed my moment

Anyone from the Bay Area I was on the Wild 94.7 Elvis and JV Show back in about 1996 and they had to confess I was the most bleeped ever fart story ever....
 
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