Anyone else see that irs.gov is down?

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I'm trying to do taxes!

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They're trying to find another way to get more cash from you :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
It's a Monday at the outstart of tax time. The site may simply be overloaded with visitors.
 
I think they are re-adjusting their rates for 2009! I'll get right on that for you!

Alright, after a few phone calls and a business meeting I got this information as of 3:00 pm Central Time. A company spokesperson for the IRS said "Please be patient, we will be more than glad to screw you over this upcoming tax season, however we have people who are trying to find tax breaks, and we are tracking them down to ensure they get screwed as always. Please try again shortly, as we are patiently waiting to take your undeserved money! Thanks!"

Thats all I got for now! Sorry I couldn't get more information at this time! I will post more as soon as the details are released.

Your IRS Tax Responder,
Adam Alias "Big Jim"
 
I shouldve known you were into beastiality! I cant spell it because I dont have my summons on me! As soon as I find it I will fix the spelling!
 
The IRS is irrelevant anymore -- they are right up there with the RIAA, in terms of credibility.


They've finally realized who pays their salaries, and now they kiss OUR asses. Don't ever say the power of the PEOPLE, can't put city hall in it's place :sqwink: :sqbiggrin:
 
SoftJock Rick said:
The IRS is irrelevant anymore -- they are right up there with the RIAA, in terms of credibility.


They've finally realized who pays their salaries, and now they kiss OUR asses. Don't ever say the power of the PEOPLE, can't put city hall in it's place :sqwink: :sqbiggrin:
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You keep that attitude up and the IRS is telling me you will be paying $23.00 in taxes this year! So go ahead and talk big boy if want to pay that much!


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DJMN said:
You keep that attitude up and the IRS is telling me you will be paying $23.00 in taxes this year! So go ahead and talk big boy if want to pay that much!
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I pay them in bullets -- sorta a reminder from the Lodge, if ya get my drift :sqwink:


Honestly wish they'd stop by, could use some help painting on the farm...
 
No no...IRS guy...over to the left that's where the money is at....BLAM

Next day the next Irs guy comes...no no a little bit over to the left..thats where the money is at....BLAM....

Pretty soon you'd have a nice green barn. They bleed money right?? :sqlaugh:

If you need to do two coats thats fine! Don't worry about primer! :sqrolleyes:

If you have higher walls...."No no..its on the roof...use that ladder right there..BLAM!
 
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