I am laughing. Just wired the minister, who proceeds to hand me a booklet that is his timeline. He then spends the next five minutes, giving me instructions on how everything will go, including instructions on how to wait until the end of a verse or chorus before doing a fade out. I just smiled and let him spew but it was hard to not crack a grin. And this is on a small, softball ceremony. This is the gig with the mob who didn't know how to use email. Hope it is not an indicator of the evening.