Had a nice chuckle yesterday. Videographer was contract in by a national chain. Had good gear and said he's done a fair number of events. In true videographer fashion, he walks up just a few minutes before the ceremony and asks if he can plug-in to my board. I told him, sure I have 1/4" and XLR. He comes back a few minutes later with a cord that has 2 male XLRs on it. I tell him, "You need a female XLR." and he responds "What's that?" It took a few minutes to explain the difference and I'm still not sure he got it. A few minutes later, I see him setting his audio recorder on the ground, next to where the minister will be standing so I told him, "You'd be better served to put that in front of my speaker." He told me "Thank you". Makes me wonder what kind of footage he actually got.